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Quote ID: 16891 | SKUs: BQ16891, TQ16891, MQ16891, MP16891
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Men can be analyzed, women merely adored.
Quote ID: 16871 | SKUs: BQ16871, TQ16871, MQ16871, MP16871
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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious: both are disappointed.
Quote ID: 16866 | SKUs: BQ16866, TQ16866, MQ16866, MP16866
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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
Quote ID: 16795 | SKUs: BQ16795, TQ16795, MQ16795, MP16795
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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.
Quote ID: 16628 | SKUs: BQ16628, TQ16628, MQ16628, MP16628
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Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.
Quote ID: 16881 | SKUs: BQ16881, TQ16881, MQ16881, MP16881
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More marriages are ruined nowadays by the common sense of the husband than by anything else.
Quote ID: 16802 | SKUs: BQ16802, TQ16802, MQ16802, MP16802
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Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions.
Quote ID: 16858 | SKUs: BQ16858, TQ16858, MQ16858, MP16858
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My great mistake, the fault for which I can't forgive myself, is that one day I ceased my obstinate pursuit of my own individuality.
Quote ID: 16600 | SKUs: BQ16600, TQ16600, MQ16600, MP16600
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Mystical explanations are thought to be deep; the truth is that they are not even shallow.
Quote ID: 16559 | SKUs: BQ16559, TQ16559, MQ16559, MP16559
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Necessity is not an established fact, but an interpretation.
Quote ID: 16706 | SKUs: BQ16706, TQ16706, MQ16706, MP16706
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Necessity is not an established fact, but rather an interpretation.
Quote ID: 16424 | SKUs: BQ16424, TQ16424, MQ16424, MP16424
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Never forget what you are.
Quote ID: 16375 | SKUs: BQ16375, TQ16375, MQ16375, MP16375
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Never give up, never surrender.
Quote ID: 16854 | SKUs: BQ16854, TQ16854, MQ16854, MP16854
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Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary.
Quote ID: 16666 | SKUs: BQ16666, TQ16666, MQ16666, MP16666
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No artist tolerates reality.
Quote ID: 16821 | SKUs: BQ16821, TQ16821, MQ16821, MP16821
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No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist.
Quote ID: 16363 | SKUs: BQ16363, TQ16363, MQ16363, MP16363
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No man is an island.
Quote ID: 16448 | SKUs: BQ16448, TQ16448, MQ16448, MP16448
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No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.
Quote ID: 16550 | SKUs: BQ16550, TQ16550, MQ16550, MP16550
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No price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
Quote ID: 16397 | SKUs: BQ16397, TQ16397, MQ16397, MP16397
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Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
Quote ID: 16602 | SKUs: BQ16602, TQ16602, MQ16602, MP16602
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Not by wrath does one kill but by laughter.
Quote ID: 16423 | SKUs: BQ16423, TQ16423, MQ16423, MP16423
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Nothing burns like the cold.
Quote ID: 16819 | SKUs: BQ16819, TQ16819, MQ16819, MP16819
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Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.
Quote ID: 16678 | SKUs: BQ16678, TQ16678, MQ16678, MP16678
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Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride.
Quote ID: 16744 | SKUs: BQ16744, TQ16744, MQ16744, MP16744
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Nothing is beautiful, only man: on this piece of naivety rests all aesthetics.
Quote ID: 16865 | SKUs: BQ16865, TQ16865, MQ16865, MP16865
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Nothing makes one so vain as being told that one is a sinner.
Quote ID: 16626 | SKUs: BQ16626, TQ16626, MQ16626, MP16626
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Nothing on earth consumes a man more quickly than the passion of resentment.
Quote ID: 16849 | SKUs: BQ16849, TQ16849, MQ16849, MP16849
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Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
Quote ID: 16752 | SKUs: BQ16752, TQ16752, MQ16752, MP16752
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Of all that is written, I love only what a person hath written with his blood.
Quote ID: 16435 | SKUs: BQ16435, TQ16435, MQ16435, MP16435
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Ohana means family.
Quote ID: 16654 | SKUs: BQ16654, TQ16654, MQ16654, MP16654
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On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain.
Quote ID: 16515 | SKUs: BQ16515, TQ16515, MQ16515, MP16515
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Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
Quote ID: 16431 | SKUs: BQ16431, TQ16431, MQ16431, MP16431
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Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
Quote ID: 16863 | SKUs: BQ16863, TQ16863, MQ16863, MP16863
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One can survive everything nowadays, except death, and live down anything except a good reputation.
Quote ID: 16623 | SKUs: BQ16623, TQ16623, MQ16623, MP16623
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One does not hate as long as one has a low esteem of someone, but only when one esteems him as an equal or a superior.
Quote ID: 16740 | SKUs: BQ16740, TQ16740, MQ16740, MP16740
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One does not hate as long as one has a low esteem of someone.
Quote ID: 16700 | SKUs: BQ16700, TQ16700, MQ16700, MP16700
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One has to pay dearly for immortality; one has to die several times while one is still alive.
Quote ID: 16688 | SKUs: BQ16688, TQ16688, MQ16688, MP16688
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One loves ultimately one's desires, not the thing desired.
Quote ID: 16759 | SKUs: BQ16759, TQ16759, MQ16759, MP16759
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One must give value to their existence by behaving as if one's very existence were a work of art.
Quote ID: 16661 | SKUs: BQ16661, TQ16661, MQ16661, MP16661
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One must give value to their existence by behaving as if ones very existence were a work of art.
Quote ID: 16558 | SKUs: BQ16558, TQ16558, MQ16558, MP16558
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One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.
Quote ID: 16635 | SKUs: BQ16635, TQ16635, MQ16635, MP16635
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One must learn to love oneself with a wholesome and healthy love.
Quote ID: 16736 | SKUs: BQ16736, TQ16736, MQ16736, MP16736
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One must pay dearly for immortality; one has to die several times while one is still alive.
Quote ID: 16698 | SKUs: BQ16698, TQ16698, MQ16698, MP16698
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One must separate from anything that forces one to repeat No again and again.
Quote ID: 16638 | SKUs: BQ16638, TQ16638, MQ16638, MP16638
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One must shed the bad taste of wanting to agree with many.
Quote ID: 16547 | SKUs: BQ16547, TQ16547, MQ16547, MP16547
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One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star.
Quote ID: 16598 | SKUs: BQ16598, TQ16598, MQ16598, MP16598
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One ought to hold on to one's heart; for if one lets it go, one soon loses control of the head too.
Quote ID: 16592 | SKUs: BQ16592, TQ16592, MQ16592, MP16592
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One repays a teacher badly if one always remains nothing but a pupil.
Quote ID: 16903 | SKUs: BQ16903, TQ16903, MQ16903, MP16903
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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Quote ID: 16653 | SKUs: BQ16653, TQ16653, MQ16653, MP16653
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One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.
